We here at Twitchy LOVE a great ‘Florida Man’ story. We enjoy them ALMOST as much as we enjoy puns so when among our pals tipped us off to this one we understood it was going to be definitely ‘FIN-TASTIC’. We are going to alert you in advance, there will be puns. Great deals of puns. Let’s ‘Dive’ right in.
NEW: Florida cops are looking for a male who ‘captured’ a 50-pound tarpon from a Bass Pro Shops’ aquarium.
Just in Florida!
Lee County Sheriff’s Office is looking for a suspect who strolled off with a tarpon in a fishing web.
“Somebody came near me holding a scale of a. pic.twitter.com/xdfVpElfLo
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 22, 2023
We like that the post is currently lying for the ‘Bass Pro Bandit’ and stating the fish is 50 pounds. Even if he is captured he has the structure for a terrific story. He can state it weighs more than it did and most likely lie about how high it was. By propping the outlaw up, is that user guilty of helping and ‘a-bait-ing’? * insert drum roll: ba-dum-dum-tss *
This is among the more unusual retail theft videos we’ve seen
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 22, 2023
It is unusual, however it is likewise Florida and to be sincere, we need to concur with Twitchy’s own, Grateful Calvin (see his post listed below), this story is not as wild as a few of the important things that we have actually seen come out of Florida. Let us advise you that Carole Baskin of ‘Tiger King’ popularity remained in Florida. Required we state more?
All things thought about, this is a quite tame getaway from Florida Man. https://t.co/goOsCumNLX
— Ultra Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) December 22, 2023
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If it didn’t have a barcode, not actually taking? https://t.co/zEfg4Jixmp
— Mr. Paramount(@RealMrParamount ) December 23, 2023
DID THEY FIND A LOOPHOLE!?!? Without a barcode can we argue the fish is not an item being offered by the shop and for that reason was not taken however just re-homed? If the outlaw were just in California rather of Florida he would remain in a much better position. It does not matter if it was taking or not in California. Since the’summertime of love ‘throughout COVID lockdowns, you can simply take anything and get away with it in the blue states.
Fish Forward to our next set of posts. We had numerous individuals explaining the social networks angle to all of this.
Is this all for social networks attention, or is he severe?
It is truly insane
— InspiredCafe2023(@ICafe2023 ) December 22, 2023
Social network influence is a cancer to society.
— Brett(@Texan__Pride ) December 22, 2023
That might be the most significant understatement ever made. If that post were a fish, it would be larger than the fish this guy captured, or took, or released … whatever you pick to call it, it would be larger than that.
He’s got a man following him with a video camera.
He’s a kid.
Bets on this being some sort of TikTok stunt for influence? https://t.co/YqfM76Xo0b
— Daddy Warpig(@DaddyWarpig ) December 23, 2023
We believe they are. It was most likely a trick for social networks. We in fact did attempt to try to find any posts revealing an individual doing something like this. We did some searches on different platforms and searched the remark area, however at the time of composing this, we have actually not discovered anything.!
We at Twitchy have a love-hate relationship with social networks. It is actually our task to discuss the happenings on social networks however we do acknowledge that it has some failures, and doing’ANYTHING for influence ‘is messing up a whole generation of youths.
Another Twtchy author, Tertullianushad some concerns and another X user had the best response.
Could he not manage the$ 50 license?
— Quintus Septimius Florens Tertullianus(@mwilliams433 ) December 23, 2023
Bidenomics is striking hard.
Got ta discover food anyhow you can nowadays.— ZNO(@therealZNO) December 22, 2023
YUP.’Salmon ‘needed to state it. This economy is for the birds (not fish). One may even explain Bidenomics as a load of’carp’.
Guys stop sending me this it wasn’t me
Anybody have a great fish & video game attorney? Requesting a buddy
— FloridaMan.eth (@votefloridaman) December 22 &, 2023
* SNORT * We babbled.
Look, Florida either thinks in liberty or it does not https://t.co/ymiJdx34F6
— Ben Sasse(@BenSasse) December 22, 2023
This story was such a catch, even previous Senator Ben Sasse had some jokes.
‘Cod’this be any funnier? Florida male wins this match. Consider yourself’schooled’ Bass Pro Shop.
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