2023 was a wild year for women, so it’s time to recall at the 50 tweets that summarize the low and high of being a female this year!
We’lldiscuss everything: the excellent, the bad, and the unsightly.
To begin us off, dating in 2023 was ROUGH.
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when a lady does not publish her partner i believe reasonable! personal privacy is whatever, when a guy does not publish his sweetheart i believe Wow what a trashcan
— mariana (@pastapilled) September 26, 2023
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I am as soon as again thinking of how if Taylor Swift transfers to Missouri for Travis Kelce it will actually be the plot of Gone Girl. You can’t take a crazy blonde who enjoys puzzling scavenger hunts out of the NY city location! There will be a body count!
— lox populi (@elizabethbelsky) November 28, 2023
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considering when i was coping with the guy i was dating and he informed me i could not listen to his vinyl copy of pinkerton since he was conserving the very first listen for the best minute when, one day, he would be single and simply moving into a brand-new home alone
— miranda (@mirandareinert) May 16, 2023
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i was informing my mama how dating is hard since i’m out conference a lot of individuals however it looks like everybody my age is currently combined off and she goes “possibly you can discover a guy who’s simply awakened from a coma”
— Merry Ellen (@alissacaliente) April 26, 2023
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at a bibimbap location and a young guy beside me simply stated “I’ve really forgotten how to utilize forks due to the fact that I invested so long in Japan” to his date do I state something do I conserve her
— Stevie Martin (@ 5tevieM) June 8, 2023
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My mama’s 60-something pal was established with a 67-year-old guy who is “not trying to find anything major” in case you believe that ever ends
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) January 8, 2023
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My mum is soooooo consumed with weding me off due to the fact that she’s terrified I’ll have no kids and be bitter. I was like cool, here’s Tinder, swipe on a male you believe is good. 50 minutes later on, she had not swiped right on one. She’s comprehending the hellscape now
— Alicia. (@AliciaDRxx) July 30, 2023
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Yall love stating this generation be utilizing guys for cash. I was getting ice cream with my guy buddy, I go to pay, he stops me and pays. While he’s paying the old woman beside me states, “whenever you’re with a guy, remember you left your wallet in your home.” Like alright granny.
— niccoya ⭐ (@niccoyat) October 12, 2023
And married life for ladies has actually been rough because the dawn of time.
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1950s guy who simply had 6 martinis for lunch, returning into his cadillac: i question what my bitch spouse is producing supper
homemaker, entirely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
— year buddy justice (@clothingweapon) November 12, 2023
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i simply saw my next-door neighbors (a couple) outside cigarette smoking, so i increased to presented myself. without stating a word, the guy right away went within and closed the door. The female extremely warmly stated “hi! i’m erica. that’s my hubby. he’s unpleasant.”
— girlboss CTE vibes (@mean_worm) June 23, 2023
Truthfully, guys (both imaginary and genuine) aren’t anything to compose home about.
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We’re enjoying Love Actually and WHAT was Mark going to finish with all that video of Keira Knightley? Due to the fact that all possible responses are frightening.
— Two Time Emmy Winner Ali B (@wtflanksteak) December 11, 2023
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Women’s sexual dreams resemble “I want I escaped from my organized marital relationship and a cowboy who was paid by my fiancé tracks me down to take me home however en route back we enter hijinks and fall in love” and guys’s dreams resemble “idk anal”
— meg “Yooper” bitchell (@MeganBitchell) March 30, 2023
Being a mother in 2023 was wild.
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one day you’re young and hot and cool, the next you’re putting go squeez applesauce pouches on subscribe ‘n conserve.
— emily (@emilykmay) November 6, 2023
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At 4 my child persuaded her pre-k class that her father was consumed by a shark. We are a 2 mama household (never ever a father in the photo). A number of kids were weeping as they went to the instructors. Didn’t learn about it till the last day of school months later on. Now she’s a theater kid.
— Marcie (@jedimarcie) May 17, 2023
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My youngest attempted to prank me by imitating he was going to consume his bath water, and I informed him, “You much better not. That’s absolutely nothing however butthole soup!”
He made a face and stated, “That sounds excellent. Why do not you begin making butthole soup for supper?”
I’ve fulfilled my match.
— Kiss my Fat Ash (@Tobi_Is_Fab) November 8, 2023
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I have the exact same birthday as my mother-in-law, and my 5yo asked if we’re twins. He’s fortunate he’s cute.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) May 25, 2023
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i simply enjoyed a lady get a facetime call from her good friend informing her she’s pregnant and she resembled screeching “omg yay this is the very best news i’m so delighted for you” then she hung up and stated “that is so screwed up” aloud to nobody
— cassandra (@cassbwell) March 17, 2023
Even our bodies make life harder for us.
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got ta say sorry to male authors since I simply strolled down the stairs and it ends up my chest did really breast boobily
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 6, 2023
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Ladies will suffer unearthly disasters and still run errands the exact same day with a smile on their face however if a guy’s moms and dads divorce when he is 12 he will release his rage on the world for the rest of his life
— Soup (@soupinthering) October 9, 2023
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It is irritating that as quickly as a female turns 30, individuals begin advising her continuously about her biological rhythm, however I do value the pointer that ladies’s time is, undoubtedly, a lot more important than males’s is
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) October 15, 2023
If you believed things were improving in the office … perhaps reevaluate that viewpoint.
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Operating in Office is soooo degrading why am I cycling 3 miles in slacks at 8 am with a container of beef stew in my knapsack
— manic pixie cheese curd, MPH (@tildawhirl) October 17, 2023
At least ladies had some political wins this year.
Since deep down, women simply wan na have a good time …
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at any time i construct out with somebody outside a bar it’s not humiliating. i’m really gathering life experiences. sort of like a few of our biggest literary figures
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) November 25, 2023
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mother is pissed off at me since she is consistently asking what i’m using to thanksgiving supper and i decline to inform her however keep firmly insisting that it will be “leaking with sex”
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) November 23, 2023
… and what was more enjoyable in 2023 than following Taylor Swift’s every relocation?
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Dislike it for the Swifties, however “your pal in her 30s broke up with the guy she’s been dating given that her 20s, the male you ALL THOUGHT she had actually wed, and now you need to handle a minimum of 18 months of her making one of the most Unhinged Dating Choices Imaginable,” IS a Phase of Life.
— Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling (@LadyHawkins) May 8, 2023
At the end of the day, females in 2023 were simply attempting our finest, so provide us a break!!!
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It lastly took place. My next-door neighbor approached me in the hall due to the fact that she’s worried my partner is violent.
I let her understand that when she hears me state, “Stop it, Oscar! That injures!” I’m really speaking to my feline. I have a violent feline.
— Karen González (@_karenjgonzalez) January 21, 2023
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Me: I am simply going to view and enjoy this motion picture and I am not getting my phone i swear to god
The film: * shot of a guy who looks very familiar *— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) November 11, 2023
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Consumed with this female on my flight who’s attempting to commandeer a whole overhead compartment for “her hats”
— Danielle Perez she/her (@DivaDelux) October 19, 2023
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Somebody asked to share my table at a coffee bar and after that asked me to leave the table since they have a conference??? Am I in an episode of Seinfeld??
— Elizabeth Goodspeed (@domesticetch) October 19, 2023
I do not understand why I have a headache??? all I do is take a look at screens much of the day then head out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) October 8, 2023
Better luck next year, girls !!!